Taylor in Love

Requirements for being Taylor Swift’s bodyguard (2013/2014)

1. Must be a good photographer.

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NOTE: Photography lessons might be mandatory in some cases to avoid results such as these:

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2. Must be comfortable carrying Miss Swift’s personal items, such as purses…

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…bags…

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…or even shoes.

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3. Must be a qualified waiter.

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4. Must be able to deal with boredom…

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…not fall asleep on the job…

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…and never lose hope.

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5. Must show signs of being a gentleman, such as opening doors…

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…or offering help when Miss Swift has trouble dealing with her desire of being a giant.

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6. Must be prepared to put his life on the line while doing some of the most dangerous and high-risk activities in the world, such as hiking with gingers…

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…or house hunting with the family.

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7. MUST NOT, under any circumstances whatsoever, try to keep Miss Swift away from her fans. Break this rule, and he must be prepared to suffer her rage.

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Or even worse, be the recipient of one of her infamous eye-rolls.

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8. Must know how to handle the pressure of the tabloids.

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9. Must be a good grocery shopping partner…

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…and an antiques connoisseur.

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10. Must know a few knock-knock jokes.

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11. But above everything else, he MUST master the Swift’s trademark: the art of photo-bombing.

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Being Taylor Swift’s bodyguard is not for everyone.

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